This is why I love Dave Eggers (From A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius)
Dear National Geographic Puppy
Too cute.
Love,
April Louise.
I so curated this. Get on it.
Valentine’s Day does more than make single people feel like losers and happy couples ooze smugness. Simple gifts, from greeting cards to chocolates, can have a big impact on the environment as well as other human beings. Shop smarter this year.
OH MY GOD THIS WILL BE MY VALENTINE’S DAY.
Take a date out for drinks, dinner, bowling, and then…whatever happens next! Don’t tell him you’re married.
Give a big box of chocolates to your ex’s dog and hope that the dog dies.
Put Barry White on the stereo and scrub the toilet.
Wait in the park, and when couples pass by in horse-drawn…
(Source: thetangential.com)
